As you have most likely heard, the head of the Republican party, Rush Limbaugh, is attempting to purchase the St. Louis Rams NFL franchise.
Needless to say, he's excited about the opportunity. So much so, that should the sale go through, he's already designed a whole new uniform for the Rams. Take a look.
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Seriously, what NFL team wouldn't be thrilled to be owned by a man who has said
"The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."
"Have you ever noticed how all newspaper composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"
"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."
What player wouldn't want to compete for a man who once told an African American caller to "take the bone out of your nose"? Who was fired from ESPN because of his racist comments about Donovan McNabb? Who once said slavery "had it's merits" because the "streets were safer after dark"?
I mean, we won't allow Rush to own slaves. The least we could do is let him own an NFL team.
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VIDEO TRANSCRIPT
Rush: Friends, many people are saying that because of my history of racism, I should not be allowed to buy the St. Louis Rams NFL team. But if I were to buy the team, I would only make a few changes. Like the uniforms. Gary, come out here and show my new Rams uniforms.
GARY COMES OUT IN A KKK SHEETS.
Rush: Look at that uniform. So pure and clean. Who could possibly object to that?